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Interested in psychology and/or philosophy? m4w Then I'm probably the case study of a lifetime.
I'm looking for someone very specific. Actually, to be more precise, I'm looking for someone to fill a specific need. Bear with me while I try to elucidate completely the description of the girl I almost certainly won't find. Here goes:
I need someone to talk to, but I'm not interested in counseling.
It would be nice if you had something to say in reply, but you probably won't. That's fine. I'll take silence any day over jingoism, platitudes, and psychobabble.
I'm not arrogant, pompous, or self-righteous, but the things I'll say to you will make me sound like I'm all of those things. You have to be understanding and able to look past tactlessness without waiting for housewives seeking love adult dating me to apologize or hedge. The goal for me is to organize my thoughts, which is bound to be raw and ugly most of the time. "Okay with that" is the minimum; "fascinated by that" is better.
The smarter you are, the better this will go.
A fair warning: If you actually understand even part of what I need to say (see what I mean about seeming arrogant?), it will destroy you, as it has me. That's not a joke, and it's not an overstatement. You need to be prepared to be lost by a lot of what you'll hear, and to have your shit completely rocked by whatever remains. I can't stress this enough - there's a distinct possibility that you'll find yourself fucked up by my thoughts. As such, the best candidates for this may end up being 1) the most vapid ones, or 2) those with a mighty constitution.
So, why am I posting this in a "personals" ad, and why in this category? Well, because there's one more catch: On the occasions when we meet, I'll need for you to be topless.
Yeah, you read that right.
I'm not looking for anything more or less than that, and it isn't some sort of weirdo thing. It'll serve two primary functions for me/us: 1) I really love looking at tits, and they'll provide excellent scenery while I process; and 2) how can either of us have our guards up with your boobs hanging out? That is to say, all pretensions go right out the window the instant you disrobe. That'll be critiy important in this instance.
So you see, I need someone unique, and I didn't know where else to post this. I'd hire a whore, but she'd be too expensive, and I can't really afford the legal risk, either. I'd hire a counselor/therapist/etc. instead, but they're fucking useless, they absolutely can't be trusted, and talk about your pretensions!
I'd hope to meet about once per week, and it can't be at my house. Too much noise here. I'd be happy to meet in a neutral, public space first, so that I can get a sense of whether you'll be right for me, and so that you can see first-hand that I'm not the crazy fuck this ad makes me out to be. After that, we'd have to find a regular meeting place that isn't so public, for reasons that should be fairly obvious.
If you've read this far, then I have two questions for you:
1) What the shit is wrong with you; and
2) Why aren't you contacting me??

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