Housewives seeking nsa Ararat My Girlfriend Application and Test First, a little about me. Im a smart, fun, easy going, cute, educated guy who has a great career and a wonderful family/friends. Im tired of wasting my time, so I have formulated some mandatory criteria in part A and part B is based on points.
Part A
1) You must be born female. Sorry, no trannies, this is San Francisco!
2) You must own something to wear to a formal reception.
3) You must not own or ever wear birkenstocks or crocs footwear.
4) All your parts need to be in good working order, further testing will need to be conducted of course.
5) I cant accept a regular user, despite SF culture.
6) You must own at least two dresses. You need to look presentable standing next to me.
7) Your height must be proportional to your weight using the standard AMA guidelines.
8) You have to have lived in the US for at least two consecutive years.
9) You must have a photo which was taken in the last 3 months.
) You should be fluent with English. Sorry, Im not a part-time ESL teacher.
If you meet all of the requirements above then you may continue, if not, then you are now dismissed but thank you for applying to be my girfriend.
Now: give yourself two points for each of the following criteria you meet
Part B
1) You have (or are working on) a degree.
2) You own a car and have a valid drivers license. Suspended for DUIs: minus points.
3) Youve never worn Ed Hardy, Affliction or any other Audigier affiliated brand.
4) You play (or are interested in) at least one sport.
5) You have skills in bed. Not because you think you do, because your past experiences have told you.
6) You are not a born again or any other kind of religious fanatic.
7) You have been to at least one country outside of North America.
8) You like stepping out of your bubble and trying new things.
9) You can make it through an adventurous event without complaining (we dont have to tell your friends).
) You have a great sense of humour. Are people laughing with you, or at you?
) You can dress-up for a good date without any help or advice from me. "I dont know what to wear, what do you want me to wear" isnt an answer.
) You work out and enjoy being physiy active. I hit the gym at least three times a week, you should too.
) You have a job that requires more than a high school diploma.
) You have a 5 year goal for yourself.
) You arent afraid of being yourself, even if you have a dorky side.
) Youre competitive, and I dont mean you like to battle it out with your WoW buddies on the weekends.
If you have a score of 20+ then please contact me immediately. If you scored between -20 pts, you can still trying contacting me, but I dont have a lot of hope. If you did not score high enough, then please do not contact me, but if at some time in the future you are able to improve yourself and meet the minimum requirements, then you may re-apply.
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